Piers Morgan Is Some Sort of Tit Hater

Susan Sarandon, 69 (heh), famously showed off her fantastic boobs during the SAG awards last week. It left me and everyone else unable to stand up for a while. The only person who wasn’t happy about it was Piers Morgan who sounds like some sort of fay fart sucker.

Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral? No.
It was thus horribly inappropriate for an In Memoriam tribute. pic.twitter.com/hMoGChJY8D

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 3, 2016

To clarify, I've no problem with Susan Sarandon flashing her breasts. Just tacky to do it when fronting 'In Memoriam' at awards show.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 1, 2016

Everyone slammed Piers for obvious reasons. And for equally obvious reasons (because he’s powered by hate), Piers engaged.

Your shirt's a shocker. > RT @wildwhitehall: @piersmorgan Who the hell are you to tell a woman what she can or cannot wear? #everydaysexism

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 3, 2016

But that's exactly what Ms Sarandon wanted. > RT @sabsmess: @piersmorgan maybe stop sexualising women's bodies, like they're objects.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 3, 2016

Users began sending Piers their own breasts in protest.

So do I, Ali.
Big admirer of your work too. https://t.co/zMSReHPip2

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 5, 2016

And it was at this point I realized if this wasn’t coming from a certified dickwad, this could all be part of an ingenious plot to get girls to send him unsolicited tit pics. If that’s the case, well played, Piers Morgan. And also, BOOOO! Susan Sarandon’s tits. Follow me @theblemish.

By the way, Sarandon passed on her gift on to her daughter Eva Amurri. I mean, if you’re interested in that sort of trivia.