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Piers Morgan Is Some Sort of Tit Hater

Susan Sarandon, 69 (heh), famously showed off her fantastic boobs during the SAG awards last week. It left me and everyone else unable to stand up for a while. The only person who wasn’t happy about it was Piers Morgan who sounds like some sort of fay fart sucker.

Everyone slammed Piers for obvious reasons. And for equally obvious reasons (because he’s powered by hate), Piers engaged.

Users began sending Piers their own breasts in protest.

And it was at this point I realized if this wasn’t coming from a certified dickwad, this could all be part of an ingenious plot to get girls to send him unsolicited tit pics. If that’s the case, well played, Piers Morgan. And also, BOOOO! Susan Sarandon’s tits. Follow me @theblemish.

By the way, Sarandon passed on her gift on to her daughter Eva Amurri. I mean, if you’re interested in that sort of trivia.

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
4 years ago

SS has been rocking those tits since the 70’s.

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