Playboy’s First Non-Nude Issue Features Sarah McDaniel on the Cover

Playboy made the hard decision to remove all traces of nudity from their magazine much to the dismay of people who still don’t know how to use the internet. But to the delight of overworked ad reps who kept getting asked why they couldn’t land that Coca-Cola campaign.

The March 2016 issue will be the first issue since the announcement to not feature any nudity. The always gorgeous, heterochromia iridum inflicted Sarah McDaniel (who we featured last year) covers the issue NOT naked. *Pulls underwear back up* Check out the preview here.

The issue itself is an ode to Snapchat, this generation’s personal Playboy. If you think about it, that app was the final nail in the coffin for skin mags. If you had told Albert Einstein that in the future, girls would show him their boobs on a magic projector in his pants, he’d have built that time machine by now.

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