Amber Rose’s Nipple Has Been Freed

In defiance of America’s puritanical mores where a woman’s nipple is seen as an affront to god and, to a lesser extent, the sensibilities of people everywhere, Amber Rose freed hers. Not shocking at all. Not only because, jesus, it’s just a god damn nipple, but also because Amber Rose probably freed hers every Saturday night during her shift at the strip club.