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Courtney Stodden Was ‘Half a Virgin’ When She Married

Courtney Stodden married Doug Hutchinson when she was only 16. At the time, she said she was a virgin. She was a filthy liar. Heidi Montag, she of the other Frankenstein boob job, was quizzing her about her sex life when she dropped the “I was half a virgin” line.

I have no idea what that means and I’m not watching whatever reality show this is on to find out. So, I’m going to just start guessing. Should I go with Heidi’s explanation that someone half stuck it in or am I going to go with my gut and say butt stuff? I don’t know. Things got really Sophie’s choice all of a sudden.

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