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Don’t Die Anytime Soon, J.J. Abrams Says 10 More ‘Star Wars’ in the Pipeline

Christ, how long will this cash cow go on. Talk about milking an idea to death. In a recent interview, director J.J. Abrams promised there’s at least ten Star Wars related movies in the pipeline. Harrison Ford will need to start preparing his cryogenic plans soon.

Abrams spoke to The Sun and said:

‘There are some really cool things being discussed.

‘It is very exciting to see how it is being put together.’

Awesome, such as?

…the director remained tight lipped on any actual details surrounding what the films could even be about.

What a tease.

There’s more…

‘So many characters’ back-stories can now be brought to life,’ the insider explained. ‘ When these ideas came from George Lucas 40 years ago, technology was lagging behind.’

Oh no. Ohhhh no. I take back what I said. No need to freeze Harrison Ford. Just use a hologram and insert him into all Star Wars films in perpetuity. If they’re gonna do ten films, they should put a bumper sticker on the Millenium Falcon: “Same shit. Different day.”

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