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Elton John Liked to Play Touch Butt With His Security Guard

A former security guard for Elton John is suing the singer because he tried to grab the man’s “todger” not once, not twice, but three times. Todger, as you can guess, is the King’s English for penis.

According to the lawsuit, the guard, Jeffrey Wenninger, says the two were in a car together when Elton tried to use his cock and balls as a hand warmer. Allegedly, Elton grabbed his junk and pulled a Kanye on him by putting his fingers between Wenninger’s butt cheeks.

Elton then went full creepy uncle at Thanksgiving dinner telling him to “get your todger out” and “say hello to Uncle Elton.”

Wenninger said he resisted this charming man’s advances but it didn’t stop Uncle Elton.

The suit alleges there was another time, again in a car, where Elton twisted his nipples and said, “You gorgeous thing, you.”

Wenninger is suing for sexual harassment and battery.

Huh. Sounds like someone doesn’t know how to take a compliment.

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