First Shots of Alexandra Daddario in ‘Baywatch’ Movie

I wanted to call these Alexandra Daddario bikini shots. Those granny pants don’t belong anywhere near bikinis though. I can’t even see her butt cheeks. How in the world are you gonna save people without your thong bikini up your butthole? That’s where the power comes from. The power of the hole. Just tap the butthole and ‘WHOOOSH,’ a huge jet stream of water propels you to save whoever’s drowning.

Zac Efron’s in the Baywatch movie also. I vote Zac Efron ‘Most Likely to Follow Channing Tatum’s Career Path.’ Dumb meathead in dumb meathead roles who starts showing up in dramatic movies and reveals a modicum of acting talent.

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