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Florida Man Steals BMW After Trying and Failing to Buy It With Food Stamps

Florida Man’s at it again.

Nicholas Jackson walked into a Pompano Beach dealership and was shocked to find out that you can’t walk in with food stamps and a credit card and walk out with a $60,000 BMW.

What a dumbass.

This pissed him off so much that 24 hours later he stole the exact same fucking car he’d just tried to buy with his EBT card, and over 60 pairs of keys from the dealership.

The Martin Country Sheriff’s office caught Mr. Gone in 60 Seconds over there on Friday.

MCSO ARRESTS SUSPECT WHO STOLE $60,000 BMW, 60-SETS OF KEYS FROM POMPANO BEACH AUTO DEALER, ONE DAY AFTER SUSPECT TRIED…

Posted by Martin County Sheriff’s Office on Friday, March 18, 2016

Get your shit together, Florida.

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