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Gawker Forced Hulk Hogan to Admit in Court That He Lied About Having a Huge Dick

I wish all the dudes that lied to me about having a huge dick had to take it up with a judge.

I may not be great at math, but I know what 9 inches looks like, buddy.

Hulk Hogan and Gawker are currently locked in a $100 million legal battle to death after the site invaded his privacy by sharing his incredibly unimpressive sex tape. In it he huffed and puffed while sadly nailing Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his friend Bubba the Love Sponge.

Since Hogan is claiming Gawker humiliated him, I guess those ice cold bitches wanted to really go for the gold by making him go on the stand and admit that he lied about having a ten-inch dick. According to Dlisted:

When asked if he was actually “discussing the length of your penis,” Hogan said: “Well, it’s not mine, because mine is not the size we’re discussing.”

“Seriously?” Gawker lawyer Michael Sullivan asked.

“No, seriously. I do not have a 10-inch penis,” Hogan​, whose real name is Terry Bollea,​ answered.

When Sullivan then asked if the 2006 radio discussion involved “Hulk Hogan’s penis,” Hogan said “Yes.”

“Because Terry Bollea’s penis is not 10 inches, like you’re trying to say,” ​Hogan added.

Don’t fuck with Gawker. They’ll blow a cold wind down from their ice palace and legally shrink your dick in a court of law. Jesus.

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