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Halle Berry Joined Instagram with a Topless Photo

I’m waiting for a celebrity to join Instagram and caption their first photo: “Hello world.” Of course, we’ll never have that. Until then, celebs will try to get your attention with tits and ass.

Halle Berry joined Instagram and posted her first pic. A topless photo except Berry was not facing the camera. Halle, you’re doing it all wrong.

She captioned it:

Hi everyone. Welcome! Today is a very exciting day for me… I’m looking forward to sharing our world through images that reflect my emotions and perceptions. I am in awe of photography and its ability to capture and reflect this extraordinary world that we live in. I’m excited to share with you my love of nature, the arts, fashion and much more in the hopes that the images will inspire, promote conversation and bring you joy. Halle

Oh really, joining Instagram is an exciting day for you. That’s just sad.

And whichever PR person wrote her caption laid it on thick. “Awe of photography and its ability to capture and reflect this extraordinary world that we live in.”

Riiight. Now watch Berry post a bunch of bikini and magazine photos. It’s the power of photography to bring extraordinary erections to this world.

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#fuck

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That’s a very beautiful pic Halle.

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