Harry Styles Showed Up at Lindsay Lohan’s Hotel Room Hoping to Get Laid

Well, okay then. I sorta believe this story.

Lindsay Lohan told The Sun how Harry Styles knocked on her hotel room late at night, obviously looking for some hot, late night action and a case of the herp.

“I didn’t know it was him.

“He was in a suit. I said, ‘Well, you’re very good-looking — can I help you?’ That was it.

“He was like, ‘I’m Harry. Gavin and Michael sent me here.’ I was in bed. I was like, ‘I’m going to bed but it was nice to meet you.’

May I bust?

Gavin and Michael sent me here. Who are they, pimps? Lohan turned down sex with someone. That’s odd.

“It was 2am, I had just come back from an AA meeting. I looked like s*** too. I was wearing a big hotel robe, I had a slip under it. It was not a good look.

“I was watching some really cheesy movie too. You could totally hear it in the background.

So, Harry wanted to get laid and surely, Lohan would do him. No, not even Lohan would do him. Did his strong b.o. waft into her room before he could open his mouth?

“It didn’t click who he was at the time. I told my sister the next day and she was like, ‘Wait, are you kidding me? Do you understand? Do you have his number? Can I have it?’ ”

Very unsmooth Harry. You don’t go knocking on a random girl’s door at 2 a.m. thinking she’ll let you in and f**k her. Even if you are Harry Styles.