Is Khloe Kardashian Plagiarizing Her Tweets?
The Kardashians work in this world because they don’t try to be anything that they’re not. Paris Hilton would still be with us if not for her unfortunate venture into the music industry. The Kardashians are meant to be because they are unapologetically and perhaps painfully always on brand.
They’ve never been funny… because they’re not meant to be funny. We don’t expect to find the Kardashians at the forefront of comedic Twitter. But what they have been since their inception has been a well-oiled machine of appropriation. Their culturaal appropriation is obvious with every Instagram post, but their intellectual appropriation has been more in the background. Why? Because no one sees them as intellectuals. Tweet theft is so commonplace, it’s been impossible to tackle.
Change of speed…. Question time
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
Khloe, 3rd sister in line and beloved Kardashian, has taken to Twitter recently to tweet her humorous burning questions. Problem is any person with half a brain and internet access can tell they are blatantly forged from Yahoo Answers.
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
Why do they call it frozen yogurt when it's not frozen?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
Does pushing the elevator button or the cross walk button more than once make it arrive faster?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
Why is common sense so uncommon?????
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
What the f**k is invisible ink
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
How do you throw away the actual garbage can?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
Ive always wondered why is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters? Who decided that?!?!
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
And how is Dick short for Richard?
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 21, 2016
Alright, I’m a critical cunt so let’s switch this up. I’ll be nice. To be fair, these are questions we’ve all had before. To be fair, she never claimed they were her own. To be fair… she should have cited her sources.
Who cares.