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Subway Jared Not Doing So Well in Prison

Jared Fogle, who is barely 3 months into an almost 20 year jail sentence for kiddie porn and banging underage prostitutes, has gained 30 pounds in prison, where the other inmates pick on him for being a scumbag.

The rumor that even convicts hate child molesters? Is 100% true. And Jared is finding that out the hard way, as he tries to bury the pain in small cakes.

An insider recently told In Touch

“Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day. He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”

Guess it’s hard to eat fresh on the inside.

“He’s really started packing on the pounds again, probably from depression.”

The insider estimates that Fogle has put on about 30 pounds. Another recently released inmate from Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution says that he’s getting the shit kicked out of him on the reg from trying to defend being a pedophile.

“One of the men called Jared a ‘dirty child rapist’ and told him to ‘get the f–k out’ and not come back.”

When Jared tried to defend himself, the dude slapped him until he ran away crying, while all the other inmates booed him and called him “Chomo,” which is short for child molester.

Glad to know Fogle is getting what he deserves.

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” released inmate from Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution says that he’s getting the shit kicked out of him on the reg”

Huh yeah no he aint. Someone like Jared is going to be in protective custody from day one until he gets out or dies. Just a former inmate who wants 20 seconds of fame. I dont doubt the other inmates do want to hurt or kill him and will if given the chance but again yeah no Jareds in PC for sure.

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