Kristen Wiig Blew Off John Goodman After He Fanboyed Her

Even big stars lose their minds around other celebs. It doesn’t matter if you’re 60+ years old like John Goodman.

On Howard Stern’s radio show, Goodman recounted how he met Wiig and decided he’d never talk to her again. It happened at a Hollywood party, Goodman blew his wad and barged into Wiig’s conversation like some autistic boy. Social mores out the window.

Bad move Goodman. After he interrupted her conversation, Wiig turned to him and said, “Yeah, I’ll talk to you in a minute.” Ouch. You know that feeling you get when that girl you like turns you down for a date? I’m asking you specifically if you know that feeling because I’ve never felt it.

Goodman continued:

‘She was talking to somebody else, and I was just – I think she’s so great, and the social barriers broke down and I interrupted the conversation.’

Womp womp. Daily Mail UK goes on to say:

John made the sound of a bomb dropping then continued: ‘It was like the Atom. I shrunk down to Atom size. … I really like her, and it was embarrassing, so I’ll never speak to her again.’

Well, let’s see. Some huge, old rotund man rudely interrupts your convo. Uncool. That man, however, is John Goodman. Hmm…Kristen shoulda cut him some slack.