Madonna Showed Up 2 Hrs Late to Concert Days After Asking For Someone to F–k Her

Madonna is not doing well in the face of her child custody battle with ex Guy Ritchie. Word is she’s accepted the fact she won’t get full custody of her son Rocco and is fighting for at least one weekend a month. So, you can see why she’s been on a downward spiral.

Last week at her concert in Australia, she got drunk and pleaded, “Someone please take care of me, please. Who is going to take care of me?” Then, while wearing a tricycle and a tiny top hat, she fell off a kid-sized tricycle and crawled around on stage. At one point she said, “Please, someone f–k me. I’m just kidding. I don’t have to ask for that.”

On Wednesday, she showed up to her concert more than 2 hours late. Because of this, the show ended at 1 a.m. after the trains stopped running. She joked, “You were here too early. You should have taken your time doing your hair and make-up, then I wouldn’t have been late.” Which was probably not the best thing to say at that point in time. The only way she could have made things worse is if she took a helicopter back to her hotel and screamed, “Bye bye, losers!”

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