Reese Witherspoon Now Has to Wear a One Piece

Get ready for some hot 1950s action. Reese Witherspoon is vacationing in Cabo San Lucas and was seen wearing this slutty little number on Tuesday. Cliff from the old folks home almost died from a heart attack after he saw how much skin she was showing. Meanwhile, senile old Bernie kept waving his cane angrily at the shared iMac and yelling something about Reese looking like a tarted up whore.

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