Siri Thinks Cleveland Is a Bunch of Losers

That’s Johnny Manziel, the NFL Cleveland Browns’ first round draft pick from 2014. He’s also an alcoholic. He’s also yet another mistake in the horrible history of the franchise.

Siri knows what’s up. Ask Siri, Apple’s voice-activated assisant, “What is sadness?” It’ll direct you to FirstEnergy Stadium in Cleveland, Ohio. Home of the hapless Cleveland Browns of the NFL, the team who drafted an alcoholic and can’t tell their ass from their elbows. They have a front office who don’t understand how to run a football team. At least they’re number one in something: sucking and sadness.

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