Taylor Swift’s Old Myspace Profile. Her Comments May Not Be Real, But They Are Spectacular

This was apparently Taylor Swift’s first Myspace pic.

Check out this pretty sweet classic mid 2000’s digital camera selfie, complete with ridiculous flash.

Tay-tay’s comments are the real star though. They can’t be verified 100%,  but I want to believe.

Yeah, you tell those sewing machines.

Shout out to Shelby’s boobs.

Like this bitch ever looked fugly a day in her life. Pls.

Do they even let people this dorky in the sex van? Goddamn, Taylor.

TL;DR, what a nerd.