Who Killed Salma Hayek’s Dog? Turns Out Is Was Her Asshole Neighbor

It was Mr Mustard in the library with the shitty attitude and the loaded gun.

Gee, it turns out the person who found the dog, Mozart, dead was actually Salma Hayek’s shitty neighbor, “Mr Lund,” who also shot the dog.

The neighbor said he heard dogs fighting in his garage, and shot his pellet gun to scare them off, and didn’t know that one of his shots accidentally struck Mozart as he was running away.

Hayek wrote on her Instagram:

I haven’t posted for a week as I been mourning the death of my dog, Mozart who I personally delivered out of his mother’s womb. He was found dead in my ranch last Friday with a shot close to his heart. I am hoping that the Washington State authorities do justice to this wonderful dog whom in 9 years never bit or attacked anyone. He loved his territory and never strayed away…he was the most loving and loyal companion. He didn’t deserve a slow and painful death. #doglover #animalrights #dog #dogoftheday #rip #delivery #washingtonstateauthorities

I call bullshit. One shot is a warning shot. You gonna open fire in the general direction of a living thing and act surprised when it dies of internal bleeding? Who the f**k is this guy? Dick Cheney?

RIP Mozart Hayek.