You Almost Drove Iggy Azalea to Suicide, Guys

I wish I could say that if Iggy Azalea sucked less, maybe Twitter would have not tried to tear her apart. Twitter will tear anyone apart for any reason though.

Not that this backwater ignorant Australian hick who decided that butt implants and a shitty fake accent are the entire black American experience doesn’t deserve to be criticized, but apparently y’all had her on suicide watch. Igloo Australia opened up about all that s**t on the “Cruz Show” on Power 106 FM in L.A and in an interview with Schön Magazine.

“Sometimes I’d be driving through the canyon to get to my horses, and I’d think, what if I just kept driving off the canyon?”

Her suffering would end. But most importantly ours would too. The suffering caused by her exploiting a culture that has nothing to do with her alligator wrasslin’ ways. And not even doing a good job doing it.

“I had to have a psychotic breakdown last year, now we’re going to do North America and the rest of Europe, which I didn’t feel like I was in the place to do that last time… I felt tired and stressed out. Now, I feel like my energy’s been renewed.”

I wish her energy would be renewed enough to get learned about anything. Even how to rap would be cool.

“It made me feel very out of control of my own life or my ability to have my own perception of who I was. You don’t want someone else writing your narrative and making you the villain. Then I just realised that, you know what, you can’t control it and I think I accepted that and moved on to living my life.”

Man it must be so hard when you do fucked up s**t and people “make you the villain” by calling you out on it.

Be quiet, Iggy.

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6 years ago

We’ll try harder next time.

6 years ago
Reply to  Panayotes

A lot harder. She’s an idiot.

6 years ago

Cries about cultural appropriation, makes series of stereotype comment about Australians. Clearly Isadora at her best.