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Dakota Johnson Has Been Simulating Sex for 7 Hours

Dakota Johnson tells the latest issue of Interview that she’s been simulating sex for 7 hours and she’s so over it. Johnson is currently in Vancouver filming Fifty Shades Darker, the sequel to the hard-hitting Fifty Shades of Grey which explored the empowerment of women by taking away all their power.

Interviewer Chrissie Hynde wanted to know if they were actually having sex while filming the scenes. Oh, Chrissie, sweetie, you poor thing, you. Responded Johnson, “Well, we’re not having actual sex. But I’ve been simulating sex for seven hours straight right now, and I’m over it.”

If I was an actor rubbing up against Dakota Johnson for 7 hours, my answer would have been the complete opposite of that. “Oh, we were going at it for seven hours. Tiring? No, no. I feel like I could have done better so I’m going to ask for a few more takes. Another four hours should do it.” *Ices down crotch*

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catherinemostly
4 years ago

Peace – just fan info so peeps are safer. Where is the abuse in Fifty Shades of Grey? Knowledge is power – not consent. hub.me/afKNf

AussieD
AussieD
4 years ago

“…which explored the empowerment of women by taking away all their power.” I laughed far too hard at that line. Well put Victor.

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