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Johnny Depp Gives Best Performance of the Last Ten Years in Apology Video for Smuggling Yorkies Into Australia

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp figured they were too good for Australia’s customs laws, and thought it would be totally chill if they smuggled their yorkies, Pistol and Boo, into the country on their private jet without the mandated paper work and 10 day quarantine.

Way to be classy, pricks.

According to Australia’s biosecurity laws. all dogs coming in from foreign countries must be quarantined for at least 10 days. According to Amber and Johnny, however, laws don’t apply to them.

Heard pleaded guilty to lying on her quarantine documents, and has gotten the lightest swat on the wrist ever, and just has to not f**k up again for a month, or else she’ll pay 1,000 Australian dollars, which I’m sure will totally f**k her rich ass day up. Since the dogs were in her name, she gets the brunt of the blame, but her bloated bf had to co-star in the apology video they were forced to make.

If you want to watch two overgrown brats make the most passive aggressive apology video of all time, check it out below.

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AussieD
AussieD
4 years ago

What? Isadora wrote a piece about Australia without racist comments about Australians… How can that be? Wait – she mentions the country, not the people. As you were.

Regina
Regina
4 years ago

I don’t want to watch this as it already looks super awkward just from the image. Yurk.

Willy Billy
Willy Billy
4 years ago

Um, they actually didn’t mean to smuggle the dogs but it’s cool that you don’t know what you are talking about, I guess.

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