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Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian Are Banging After All

You might not be able to stop texting your first love, even years after you agreed that you were incompatible, but you can find someone new to fuck. Justin Bieber, alleged fellow human, is no exception. If he can’t have the love-of-his-life, Selena Gomez with him in this perfect world, he’s going to make the best of a bad situation. They’re still drawing it out, probably in naiveté of happily ever after, but they’re both still out there having fun. With and without, each other.

When not falling on his ass in concert, the singer has found himself the subject of many-a-Kardashian rumor stories. Eldest Kardashian, Kourtney, since breaking up with long-term bae, Scott Disick, has been on the hot streak to end all hot streaks. With 14 years between them, it’s a new kind of relationship for Justin, one a source suggests he’s pretty into.

Kourtney is great. Justin thinks it’s cool that she is older and hot. She isn’t clingy and has her own life. There are no bad consequences for Justin to hook up with her. She is very easy going and just makes it fun for him to be around her.

Justin Bieber living the fucking dream. Why can’t we all have a fuck buddy who seems to be a good person and doesn’t blow up my phone with small talk?

But the source wants to make sure one thing is clear, Kourtney is still being a responsible mom. She may be dating down but her children are still her top priority. Justin has to take second chair:

They have hooked up a few times, including recently. It happens in L.A. He has met her kids, but they don’t hook up around the kids. It’s on nights when she has help and is able to go out.

We all need that convenient at-home kinda lay. They’re truly blessed.

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