Khloe Kardashian Posts An Instagram, Insert Flame Emojis

While other stars were busy instagramming their Coachella outfits this weekend, Khloe Kardashian took it a bit easier, posting from bed while on babysitting duty for sisters’ Kim and Kourtney, who are presently out of the country celebrating Kourtney’s birthday. Why Khloe is not there, I have no idea… but her exclusion means we get more pics like this then I’m all for it.

What I am curious about though is her fucking back… when was the last time that thing was able to touch the ground? She’s hot as f**k, but something just doesn’t make sense about this anatomically. But how the hell would I know? I was born with an inverted donk. Maybe bodies just work differently for butt people.