Prince Allegedly Diagnosed with Aids Months Ago, Believed Prayer Would Cure Him

Sources told the National Enquirer that Prince was diagnosed with AIDS six months before his death, after being infected with HIV in the 1990’s, but refused treatment because he thought if he prayed hard enough God would just take care of it.

It’s not like God has spent 2016 killing every motherfucker we loved that ever picked up an instrument, or anything.

F**k you, God.

Apparently, by the time he died, he only weighed 80 pounds and was all sorts of in a bad way. According to unidentified sources:

‘Doctors told Prince his blood count was unusually low and that his body temperature had dropped dangerously below the normal 98.6 degrees to 94 degrees.’


‘He was totally iron-deficient, very weak and often disoriented. He rarely ate and when he did, it all came right back up.

‘His face was yellowish, the skin on his neck was hanging off and the tips of fingers were a brownish-yellow.’

Other sources claim he died of a Percocet overdose, and nearly passed away on board his private plane due to his opiate addiction about a week before he was found dead in his Minnesota home. This is despite Lawyer L. Londell McMillan, who has known Prince for 25 years, claiming he lived a healthy lifestyle.

Prince’s autopsy report will not be released for a few weeks, and I bet we’ll hear all kinds of sources claiming all kinds of things in that time.

RIP Prince.

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Isadora Teich
Isadora Teich
6 years ago

Wow…you can’t get people to give a shot about your horrible writing style or lack there of so you just try the wow factor. I guess the real wow was your pictures on Facebook…maybe I was thinking ouch