RIP Prince, 1958 – 2016

Jesus. At 57, Prince has also died, reports TMZ. Prince’s body was found at his Paisley Park residence in Minnesota Thursday morning. Prince’s people say he had the flu.

A medical emergency on April 15th forced his private jet to make an emergency landing in Illinois but he still made it to his concert the next day to show everyone that he was fine.

I really don’t think I need to type out the lengthy history of Prince because the people much more well-versed in Prince are probably going to do that in the next 30 minutes.

First Chyna, now Prince? If the rule of three is true, there’s one more left. Hopefully it’s someone no one cares about. Like Jared Fogle. I hope that dude chokes on a Subway sandwich.

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