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Never Let the Internet Name An Elementary School

Someone in Texas decided to name an elementary school after Robert E. Lee and then someone in Texas decided it wasn’t such a good idea and came up with the brilliant idea for the school to be renamed by the ideas of the internet.

Here are the top 10 entries right now, and some I personally love:

  1. Donald J. Trump Elementary: 45 nominations
  2. Robert E. Lee Elementary: 34 nominations
  3. Russell Lee Elementary: 32 nominations
  4. Harper Lee Elementary: 30 nominations
  5. Elisabet Ney Elementary: 15 nominations
  6. Lee Elementary: 13 nominations
  7. Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance: 8 nominations
  8. Waller Creek Elementary: 8 nominations
  9. Dr. Frances J. Nesmith Elementary School: 7 nominations
  10. Guy Bizzell Elementary: 6 nominations

Some of the more notable, but less voted names include:

Adam Lanza’s School of Fun, Bee Movie, Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary, Boaty McBoatface Elementary School, Forgetting the Past Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary, Garfunkel, Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School

Holy fuck. The internet is a wonderful place.

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Trying to figure out how 1 and 7 are not the same thing…

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