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Adele Interrupts Her Own Concert to Call Beyonce ‘Jesus F**king Christ’

We all know Lemonade is fucking amazing. Sometimes you’re just sitting at your desk at work, or walking the dog, or performing in front of thousands of people, and it will just hit you that Lemonade¬†is probably the best shit that ever happened to you.

That’s what happened to Adele during a recent stop on her¬†25¬†tour. ¬†She stopped to remind us all that Beyonce is “Jesus Fucking Christ,” like we didn’t already know.

“How is it even possible that she only ever gets better? How is that possible?… Beyonc√© is the sickest artist around in the whole entire world. It‚Äôs unbelievable.”

As a lowly writer of sarcastic garbage and advertising garbage, I do not have the answer, but the question is real.

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