Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Did It and Now She’s Pregnant

Former child bride Courtney Stodden, who married a 50-year-old Doug Hutchinson at the ripe old age of 16, confirmed yesterday that she and Hutchison are expecting just days before their five year wedding anniversary.

I mean congrats, but ew. Still wanna fight Doug Hutchison for marrying an actual child. Apparently, they weren’t even gonna tell anybody because she’s only a month in, but Stodden hinted that somebody threatened to out them. She told US Weekly:

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”

Considering her addiction to dragging family members on reality TV shows to bank off of their fucked relationships, how long ’til this baby is on Jerry Springer with her when Doug leaves her for a 14 year old after she puts on baby weight?

Hopefully, Stodden at least thinks twice before including her kid in her seances.

This poor child doesn’t need third degree burns on top of dealing with their weird parents.