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Even Katy Perry Gets Cheated On By Fuckbois, Orlando Bloom Caught Up Close and Personal With Selena Gomez

It’s been a couple of months since any big Bloom-Perry details have bred any morsels of news, so Orlando is taking it upon himself to get himself back into the headlines. According to rumors and photos alike, the couple got together following a Golden Globes afterparty. They quickly went on a romantic getaway and all signs pointed to the romance heating up. It looks like the speed may have caught up to our dreamy Orlando as here he is snuggling a woman 16 years his junior, Selena Gomez.

The two were spotted at Light in Mandalay Bay for Gomez’s afterparty for her Vegas show. TMZ reports:

We’re told things got very “touchy feely” quickly before 23-year-old Selena and 39-year-old Orlando started neck-nuzzling and embracing in a booth. However, we’re told Selena absolutely went back to her room alone.

Soooooo you’re in a noisy night club, the hopeless romantic in me created by years of getting too high and needing to watch romantic comedies to calm down says night clubs are loud, you need to get close to hear each other. I platonically snuggle my friends all the time… usually in the comfort of our homes, but what are you going to do? The polyamorist in me says, c’mon we all just want to f**k each other, why shouldn’t these beautiful people get laid?

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AussieD
AussieD
7 years ago

So, people can’t hug unless they’re f***ing? *eyerolls*