Iranian Revolutionary Guard Thinks Kim Kardashian Is a Secret Agent

They probably just wanted an excuse to strip search her.  Not that you gotta try that hard to see Kim Kardashian naked.

But check this out. This seriously is not a joke. According to Vanity Fair

The Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corp, an agency tasked with policing domestic culture and heading off the influence of other nations, is concerned about the social-media popularity of Kim Kardashian.

Probs still not as concerned as Kris Jenner.

A new report from Iran Wire highlights just how deep the Guards’ distaste for Kardashian runs. A spokesman for the group’s Organized Cyberspace Crimes Unit accused Kardashian of working for Instagram as part of a complicated ploy to “target young people and women,” ostensibly corrupting them with aspirational photos depicting a lifestyle that’s at odds with Islam.

It’s so cute how they think Kim Kardashian gives a s**t about Islam. Unfortunately, the witch hunt they are going on is way less cute, and has made many social media famous Iranians flee the country.

These actions and statements are part of what the Cyberspace Crimes Unit is calling “Operation Spider 2,” a long-running effort to crack down on what authorities deem illicit Instagram and Facebook usage. According to reporting by Iran Wire, the unit claimed to have arrested individuals responsible for some 350 Facebook pages. The organization accused these accounts of “promoting a culture of promiscuity, weakening and rejecting the institution of family, ridiculing religious values and beliefs, promoting relationships outside moral rules, and publishing the private pictures of young women.”

I’m probably not the first person to notice this, but Iran has like zero chill.

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