God Might Be Real! Jon Stewart Could Be Back on TV for the General Election
If we gotta have a shrimp-fingered rapist with no political experience as the GOP frontrunner, let us at least have this.
Don’t f**k with me universe.
Jon Stewart said last November that he was over all this s**t, but according to HBO CEO Richard Pleper, he might be back in time to be one of the only people in the media on either side of the political divide that’s not totally lying all the time.
According to Variety, during an interview with CNN’s Brian Stelter for the Paley Media Center, Pleper was asked about whether Stewart would return in time to put a fist in Donald Trump’s festering ass/mouth. Pleper had this to say.
“Yeah, I’m hopeful.”
Don’t f**k with me Pleper.
After signing off The Daily Show, and also proving that he is just another in a long line of men to break my heart, Jon Stewart pretty much immediately landed a four-year contract with HBO and HBO Go to produce short form topical content.
According to the way Pleper described it, this is actually going to be the dopest s**t ever, as Stewart will have “free reign.”
“It is a perfect example of bringing a remarkable original voice into the house, giving a new opportunity of expression to that original voice and saying, ‘We now have the flexibility to let you paint however you want to.'”
Ohhhmyyygooddddd.
Stewart is overrated. He’s just another talking head with a cue card. And one that is full of s**t at that.
If you go to Comedy Central for news, you are an idiot. And America is full of them right now, especially among the millennials. Lazy ass, entitled, attention span deficit chuckleheads who want to suck at the teet of the dead carcas that is the USofA government. Yet many consider themselves smart and enlightened. Oy.