Kanye West Graces Us With Some More Verbal Diarrhea

We all know the pattern of the universe. Kanye dips out of headlines for a moment and he grabs back at them with a signature and so obviously not planned monologue of the prophetic and self-fulfilling sort.

This time, he stopped by The Ellen Show as it seems that’s what all the Kardashian-Jenners are doing this year. With highlights like his sly digs at Mark Zuckerberg for not helping him with his debt:

I should have put it on Facebook. Now I understand why he didn’t hit me back.

He comes clean with his true divine right to be a rich man and to keep getting richer:

I feel that if I had more resources, I could help more people. I have ideas that could make the human race existence within our 100 years better—period.

On life as a fashion designer:

I have to be Michael Jackson of apparel in order to break open the doors for everyone that will come after I’m gone, after I’m dead, after they call me wacko Kanye. Isn’t that so funny that people point fingers at the people who have influenced us the most? They talk the most s**t about the people who care the most. I’m sorry daytime television. I’m sorry for the realness.

Seriously, it’s a lot and it’s best you just watch it for yourself. This is premium Kanye right here.