Kendra Wilkinson Called Holly Madison Hugh Hefner’s Clean Up Girl

Ex-Hugh Hefner girlfriend Holly Madison told PEOPLE that life at the Playboy Mansion was not a 24/7 orgy as every 12-year-old believed it to be. Madison explained, “It was a constant struggle. I was trying to sell this image of ‘Oh everything is so great here,’ but I was miserable inside.”

She explained, “I didn’t like being a clone. That was definitely something that bothered me the whole time. But the Mansion wasn’t a place where confidence was built. It was a place where manipulation was used to keep everyone scrambling to keep her spot in the house.”

Consider this hornet’s nest kicked. Fresh off showing off her pregnancy-induced stretchmarks (I am so glad I’m not a woman), Kendra Wilkinson responded. Maybe responded isn’t the right word. It’s more like she pointed a howitzer at Holly and fired with prejudice. In a series of now-deleted posts, Kendra ripped into Holly like a hungry bear let loose at a children’s birthday party.

  • Now Holly is on cover of People mag sayin she lived in fear at the mansion. She wasn’t in fear with that dick in her ass for a paycheck.
  • That bitch is in fear now knowing so many of us saw her doing some nasty s**t. She’s embarrassed and in shame. She was the clean up girl.
  • Hollys job was to get Hef hard again and clean him up with her mouth.

To recap, Holly did butt stuff, was into filthy kink, was a glorified fluffer and was a human hand towel assigned to hoover old man jizz. These are not attributes a woman wants to be known for, I’m told.

Naturally, Holly responded by promoting her book.

I’ve written a book, The Vegas Diaries, that’s about letting go and moving on. About resolving the past so you can live a future. I’ve dealt with my demons and I’ve come out ahead. I can hold my head high and work hard to be the classy and kind person I aspire to be. I want no part of a one-sided argument or feud where one woman lives to demoralize and degrade another woman. For those with unresolved issues, therapy works. You should try it.

That’s how you do publicity.

Kendra later apologized.

Which means nothing because now everyone knows. I wouldn’t want to be Holly when her boyfriend starts whining about why it’s always missionary when they have sex and starts begging her for butt stuff.

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7 years ago

Hoover old man jizz??? *hork*

7 years ago

Heff was so old, I’m guessing “old man jizz” was comprised mostly of dust and juice box leftovers with blue viagara hue.

PS, Kendra was in the room. Guessing she got her turn with the hoovering. Betting they all did many times. Bridget as well. Since they all lacked self esteem.