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Alleged Rapist Cries in Mug Shot Because Raping Is Hard Work

Getting arrested is really troubling for some people. First, you have to reconcile with yourself that you have an actual criminal record. After all that’s done–and it does come with a whole lot of crying–there comes the time to make peace with however long you’re going to spend in that 8×8 box. This too comes with a lot of crying.

It’s hard to know for sure where this Wisconsin teen, 19-year-old Anthony J Zingale, is in that process, but he is certainly having a difficult time accepting that his deplorable existence is the topic of some of today’s clickbait. Zingale stands above in his weepy mug shot having been arrested for a May 28th attempted rape of a woman at a party. That night at around 10:45 pm, a man called the police to report Zingale for his alleged actions against the man’s wife. Her version of the story is as follows:

She said he pressed the knife to her neck and said he would cut her if she didn’t have sex with him. The woman told officers she was able to coax Zingale out of the bathroom by saying they should go to the bedroom, and then screamed for help, at which point others at the party came into the home.

Zingale didn’t even try to make his story sound believable.

In his version of the story, Zingale told officers he had to go to the bathroom badly, but was embarrassed because a girl was also in the bathroom. He said when he dropped his pants, the woman in the bathroom grabbed for a knife that he had brought into the restroom.

Because that’s how things happen. He needed a knife to defend himself from all bathroom intruders? To brandish a weapon is to hide one’s obvious phallic insecurities? How does one make sense of the non-sensical?

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All men are rapists. FACT.

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More like, all women are rapees? FACT.

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