This Ass is Single Now

You know how people break up before they go to college? Stars aren’t any different. Ariel Winter heads to UCLA this fall and her major will be whatever the hell she wants, as long as she keeps wearing this dress.

Winter was, WAS, dating Laurent Claude Gaudette. Gaudette probably got insecure about her being around all those UCLA frat guys, so she peaced out. Expect a wave of blue balls at the UCLA campus come fall.

That’s Winter driving a boat away. Away from Gaudette’s heart. Womp womp.