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Bobby Brown’s First Drug Experience Was Cocaine Fried Chicken

Bobby Brown probably put any crazy shit he could think of in his new memoir, Every Little Step. From claiming Whitney Houston had an affair with Tupac to claiming he nailed a ghost, he’s trying real hard to make that book money.

Check out this excerpt from his book about using his drug dealing mother’s cocaine to fry chicken.

So I decided to use the large bag of flour I found in the freezer to make some fried chicken. I got the chicken parts out of the refrigerator and covered a bunch of pieces in the flour. Then I dropped them in a pan of sizzling oil. I was 10.

If this is real, holy shit.

So I didn’t realize the strangely pungent smell emanating from the pan. When the chicken pieces were nice and brown, I figured I was done. After I had taken a few bites and feeling weirder with each bite, my mother walked in the door. At first she was smiling at the idea that her little Bobby had made dinner. Then her gaze swept across the kitchen as she got hit with the full brunt of the scene, the smell, the mess, the powder. With horror, she realized what I had done.

This is some fucked up shit. Honestly, when cocaine becomes legal, I’m serving it at my restaurant though.

I fried chicken in her cocaine — a radical new addition to the family’s culinary offerings. Cocaine chicken.

Does laughing at this make me a bad person?

Yes.

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