Clevelanders Are So Excited About the Championship That They’re Eating S**t

Thanks to Lebron James, the Cleveland Cavaliers brought home their first championship in franchise history. Fans were so deliriously happy that during the parade, they started to eat literal s**t. Like, actual horse manure. Off the goddamn ground.

Watch this man swipe up a patty of horse crap and cram into his mouth like it was a Hostess cupcake. Then, watch as he tosses the remaining s**t into the air and catches it in his mouth like some sort of fecal street magician all while a toddler screams in the background out of disbelief, terror or both.