Hailey Baldwin Killin’ It Poolside in Miami

If there’s one good thing about global warming, it’s more bikini days. Sure, we’ll turn into scaly sloths with hard exteriors to protect from the burning sun. But, bikinis!

Hailey Baldwin’s enjoying the weather in Miami with E! personality Jason Kennedy. Supposedly, they’re at The Delano in South Beach. Basically, you’re not invited.

I’m imagining Baldwin as a dinosaur with breasts. Will breasts also have scaly exteriors in 100 years? That’s not gonna be good for our teeth.

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