Hot Blonde TV News Reporter Arrested for Doing Coke Before Breastfeeding Her Baby

Idiocracy is real.

From Brobible:

Back in May, former Tucson news reporter Krystin Sorich Lisaius and her husband Som took their infant child to the hospital after she became lethargic one morning.

When doctors wanted to draw blood from the baby, the couple was initially reluctant to let them do so.

Gee, maybe it’s because they were going harder than David Bowie in the 70’s with a fucking infant.

That’s because, according to Oro Valley Police, they’d spent the night before doing cocaine. When the baby’s blood was finally tested, it contained cocaine. After searching the couple’s house, they found almost two grams of blow, and the couple admitted to using the drug the night before.

Fucking goddamn idiots. Take the kid away from these stupid mayo fucks. Feeding your baby blow-tainted titty milk. I need to leave.

Now, the couple face three felony charges for their action: One count of child abuse to a person; one count of possession of narcotics; and one count of possession of drug paraphernalia.

They’re white so there will probably be no consequences, but whatever.

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7 years ago

I love the race baiting this site loves to throw down. Rodney King would be proud.

7 years ago
Reply to  TurkeyBacon

It’s not the site, just Isadora – you don’t see Chuck writing “f*** all the whitey’s” pieces.

7 years ago

You forgot to mention she’s also a woman and statistics show that our societal conditioning towards woman-as-child means she’ll probably be released because of her gender, not just her colour. Oh wait, Isa-girl only covers gender issues when they work against her. Sorry, onwards with your race-baiting.