Lindsay Lohan’s Ghostwriters are Gonna Churn Out a Memoir For Her Soon

Lindsay Lohan, human train wreck, wants her racist rants, twitter meltdowns, and general ignorance to inspire you. From The Wrap:

“I am in the process of writing a book, and I am very excited to share my personal experiences in life and how to overcome obstacles,” Lohan tells Vanity Fair.

Last I heard she’s still a mess. Maybe she just needs some money to settle her NYC bar tabs.

Word of the actress writing a tell-all book have been circulating for years, but it was later reported that she turned down offers for it. It is still unknown whether Lohan will be writing her proposed book as a memoir or in a different format.

I hope the people she hires to write it for her while she binge drinks do a great job.

“I hope that my words will connect with those who need some guidance when [or] if they are in a tough place,” said the “Mean Girls” star.

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t really feel comfortable taking any life advice from Lindsay Lohan. Like ever.