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Mark Zuckerberg Says He’s Not A Lizard, But That’s Exactly What A Lizard Would Say

The truth is out there.

Mark Zuckerberg is 1000% a lizard. And no one can tell me otherwise. He eats flies and hoards our personal information. That’s what lizards do. They are the dragons of the digital age.

From Time

“Mark, are the allegations true that you’re secretly a lizard?” asked one commenter. Zuckerberg was apparently not aware of the rumors that he is a lizard dressed up like a man and seemed confused by the question. “Um… I’m gonna, I’m gonna have to go with ‘no’ on that. I am not a lizard,” Zuckerberg replied, before sarcastically adding: “But keep the high quality comments coming in please, this is surely on track to be a great Live Q&A if we continue getting stuff at that level of quality.”

Then Jerry Seinfeld crashed Z-berg’s live Facebook Q&A, and gave him a lot of shit after he defended his debatable humanity.

When Zuckerberg enthused about an A.I. butler in development, Seinfeld shrugged it off. “Isn’t it funny how we work so hard to just eliminate a little bit of effort? To get the door is not that much work but we are going to put in a lot of work to save us from walking to the door and opening it,” Seinfeld said in a bit that could make an appearance in one of his stand-up routines.

Seinfeld pretty much ruthlessly gave him shit until he agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of his web show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, if Mark Zuckerberg’s post is anything to go by.

Check out the full interview.

First ever Live Q&A on Facebook! Leave questions and comments below.

Posted by Mark Zuckerberg on Tuesday, June 14, 2016

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