Ronald McDonald Shot at Sonic, Where Was the Hamburglar During All This?

Maybe there is some kind of underground mascot war going on between chain restaurants. Maybe it’s just a coincidence that the gunshot victim was named after the fry happy clown. You decide. From The Bladen Journal:

No charges have been filed in a shooting at Sonic Drive-In in Lumberton on Thursday.

The shooting left one of two men exchanging gunfire behind the Roberts Avenue restaurant injured.

Ronald McDonald, 36, suffered what appeared to be non-life threatening injuries, according to a statement from Lumberton police Capt. Terry Parker. McDonald is married to one of the managers at the Sonic, the statement said.


According to the statement, McDonald and an employee at Sonic, 24-year-old Telvin Drummond, had a “verbal confrontation” before the shooting.

Were they fighting for the honor of their shitty fast food chain employers? Probably not. They know they’re all about to be replaced with machines anyway.

“Mr. McDonald returned to Sonic where another argument took place, leading to both men shooting at each other,” the statement said. The shooting was reported at about 7:20 p.m.

This is why we need gun control. All these stupid hicks and their trigger happy fingers. Imagine all the white supremacists that are gonna die in Costco parking lots if we don’t get on that s**t. And wouldn’t that just be a shame?

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