Taylor Swift Ruined Celebrities and Tall Hot Blondes for Calvin Harris

This is the break up that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friends. Contrary to my belief that it has been over a year since Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift ended their 15-month relationship, it has only been a couple weeks. It’s obvious that Taylor has moved on, which is fine, but Calvin Harris has no intentions of dating any time soon. And sources close to the Swedish DJ tell TMZ that he’s gone so far as to swear off all celebrities for his dating pleasures.

Calvin believes celebs are narcissistic, and all he wants is a normal girl.

Multi-millionaires are just too much for him, I see.

He can’t believe she dumped him when he was down after his car accident … just because she found a shiny new object. He also says she was so obsessed with her life and career she felt put out whenever he had plans that conflicted with what she wanted him to do.

And sources say he’s looking for a polar opposite to Ms. Swift. A Sofia Vergara-type. A thicc bitch. He’s ready to refine his type.

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5 years ago

You mean like somebody with some curves or somebody private? Which one? I like her catchy ditties but I’m not a fan of Taylor Swift as a celebrity….I guess she got too much wealth too soon. Blech. Concave chest, really sketchy posture, constant posing (yes, I know she modeled), whining, self important with an entourage. Seems to fall in love too fast for comfort, what’s that all about? She’s richer than most of us can even imagine….why does she seem desperate?????? She can’t afford to take her time and be selective? I’m still scratching my head over Tiddles.

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