Well, Donald Trump Has North Korea’s Vote

It looks like Fox News and the North Korean state media should team up to jerk off Donald Trump.

It makes me feel so good to know that next potential president of my country has the vote of confidence from a place that is literally a totalitarian hell.

From NY Daily News:

The totalitarian state praised the presumptive GOP presidential nominee in an editorial Tuesday — less than week after the blustering businessman said he wants to talk directly to the hostile nation’s hot-tempered leader.

“There are many positive aspects to Trump’s ‘inflammatory policies’” read the editorial in North Korea’s state-run newspaper, DPRK Today.


The piece called the crass billionaire a “wise politician” and a “far-sighted presidential candidate” — and it even took a page from Trump’s book of insults. The newspaper bashed democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton with a zingy nickname, just like the Donald.

“The president that U.S. citizens must vote for is not that dull Hillary … but Trump, who spoke of holding direct conversation with North Korea,” the editorial urged.

They probably just want him to be president out of spite, because they hate us and want to see our country eat itself. I will bet you $15 that that’s the case. And I’m a writer for a living. $15 is like my monthly salary. That’s how sure I am this is North Korea laughing at us and Donald Trump for saying he’s gonna have tea with North Korea’s grand poobah and talk him into stopping all that nuclear bullshit.

While the state media has a boner for Trump, North Korea’s ambassador to the United Nations in Geneva has a different opinion.

“It is up to the decision of my Supreme Leader whether he decides to meet or not, but I think his (Trump’s) idea or talk is nonsense,” So Se Pyong, North Korea’s ambassador to the United Nations in Geneva, said. “It’s for utilization of the presidential election, that’s all. A kind of a propaganda or advertisement.”

[H/T Death and Taxes]

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