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We Could Survive Car Crashes If Our Bodies Looked Like This and Yea, I’d Rather Die

I’m gonna lay all the stats on you courtesy of The Daily Mail, but I bet you won’t even read it because look at this fucked up shit; it’s a goddamn nightmare.

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What the fuck is that, you are probably asking. Well:

The body of Graham with his huge chest, inflated head, extra nipples and absence of a neck has been designed to survive a car crash.

Graham, who was created by Melbourne sculptor Patricia Piccinini, is part of the Victorian Government’s new road safety campaign.

Piccinini drew from the knowledge of trauma surgeon Christian Kenfield and road safety engineer David Logan to build a body that could withstand a high-speed crash.

Yeah. They made a warped melted potato man with 45 nipples to highlight how shitty our meat suits are at handling crashes.

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Graham’s warped features, such as his huge chest and extra nipples which are meant to mimic air bags and protect his rib cage, highlight how vulnerable the human body is in car crashes.

His lack of neck rules out broken bones and whiplash, while his flat, fatty face is designed to protect his nose and ears. 

Yeah, but who is going to protect me from having to look at this?

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Or this???

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I never thought I was gonna say this, but art must be stopped.

We are already living in a nightmare; this was not necessary.

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