British Mom Makes Dress Out Of Donated Pubic Hair

Sure. Why the f**k not? God is dead. Go for it. From Death And Taxes:

British beautician Sarah Louise Bryan initially became an internet sensation and, subsequently, pulled herself out of homelessness, when she made a dress out of Skittles. Now the 28-year-old mother of two is garnering attention for making a dress out of an even more unconventional material.

Yeah. Unconventional is one way of putting it.

“I decided to make another design following the Skittles dress, I wanted to beat Lady Gaga’s meat dress,” Bryan said. “I wanted to beat her at the title of most disgusting dress so with the help of asking for pubic hair on Twitter.”

Well, you won’t get crabs from a beef dress. A beef curtains dress though? Maybe. I think you’ve beaten Lady Gaga. Congrats.

Anyway, take a look at this abomination:

“I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who wants to eat pubic hair?” said Bryan. “I thought of the design because of how gross it is. I thought what would be the worst thing to have on your dress.”

Ew. Just ew.