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Britney Spears Is Setting Her Sights on Fucking Justin Bieber

In 2016, you gotta do what you gotta do to stay relevant. No one knows that better than Princess Britney Spears, who despite her royal title has had a difficult time finding her voice in the second decade of the 21st century.

She’s tried too hard to align herself with today’s pop music trends while simultaneously having an exceptionally difficult time letting go of her roots. JLo and Mariah Carey have stayed heavy influencing instead of taking the backseat to the new pop flavor of the week. Britney could take a hint.

But the next best thing for a career in 2016 is to find a man and f**k him. With Brit’s split from Charlie Ebersol finalized, it’s time for her to find someone else. Best bet is It Boy JB. A source close to the “Toxic” singer shares:

Ideally, she’d want Justin to guest star in her Las Vegas show.

Justin has the entire world to tour. He doesn’t need to be in Vegas. But Britney has more than her career in mind for Bieber. The insider adds:

“She’s encouraged by the fact that he’s hooked up with Kourtney Kardashian even though she’s older. She thinks they could date!

Or f**k. Just do you, Brit. We support you NMW.

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Nate
Nate
4 years ago

This just in: Scummy bitches are scummy. News at 11.

TurkeyBacon
TurkeyBacon
4 years ago

Hey Brit, is you really want to go slumming, I’ll bang you senseless without the guilt and smell of desperation that comes with being attached to Bieber.

Independent Thinker
4 years ago

Just goes to show you can’t take the Trash out of Trailer Trash.

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