Chrissy Teigen Started a Twitter War Between Two Blender Companies

Man, I bet all those aging housewives that remember the 1950’s are jealous.

From Someecards:

Model/mom/great lady Chrissy Teigen has sparked what might be the greatest kitchen-appliance-based social media battle of 2016: the war between blender companies Vitamix (basically the BMW of blenders) and NutriBullet (the blender company with a surprisingly violent name for a thing that makes smoothies). It all started when Teigen DM’ed a friend about a Vitamix:

Of course Vitamix tweeted her back:

Blender Gods, here! Not spying, we just love blending.

— Vitamix (@Vitamix) June 28, 2016

That’s what a company that’s spying on you to constantly get you to buy s**t would say.

NutriBullet took the opportunity to throw some mad shade at the other blender people.

That's why you need a #NutriBullet. @chrissyteigen 😬👍🏼

— nutribullet (@nutribullet) June 28, 2016

Teigen then instigated an all out blender war on Twitter, because apparently she was really bored that day.

We're not haters! All of us, loves all of them. 😉

— nutribullet (@nutribullet) June 28, 2016

Did someone say blender wars?! We're IN!

— Blendtec (@Blendtec) June 28, 2016

It's not a war when you already crush it. #NutriBullet

— nutribullet (@nutribullet) June 28, 2016

Never had a safety recall. Never sent anyone to ER. #bluntblade

— Blendtec (@Blendtec) June 28, 2016

SNNNNAAAAAAAP.

I never expected such a heated discussion about blenders to happen. Ever.