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Donald Trump Loves Staring At Tits

Presidents are meant to be poorly adjusted human beings. They’re meant to be out of touch with society so that in theory they can exist in a state of rationalism at all times. I imagine most, if not all of our past presidents have had a difficulty abstaining from perversion. But to a real-life male-gaze-needs-to-die-in-2016 potential president, we should hold our standards a little higher.

Jezebel (one of the subsidiaries of Gawker Media that I will be sad to see go) caught up with Ashley Judd last night at the Creative Coalition Gala in Philadelphia and instead of harping on what she was wearing, they got to some of the meaty details of her personal interactions with The Donald. I mean, she’s at the DNC, shit talking the GOP nominee is the only talk allowed:

I’ve known Donald for 15, 17 years? I’m friends with someone who married into the family. Anyway, I would bump into him at the U.S. Open, for example, and I think I can say the amount of time he has spent looking at my chest rather than my face is proportional to his insanity and functionality.

She then took the time to demonstrate what it’s like to converse with Donald Trump. *stops writing to stare at all tits in the surrounding area*

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Isadora Teich

That’s funny because Hillary does the same thing but what do you expect….she’s a butch

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AussieD

never thought I’d be upvoting an isadorah comment… but she’s right.

Mark Dreher
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True, the Donald, loves boobs

But he also loves fanny

And in 99 days

He’ll beat that old granny..

Sorry.

TurkeyBacon
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He loves boobs? So you’re saying Donald is a guy? Good to know. Thanks Ashley Judd.

I mean seriously though, who doesn’t love tits?

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